How to Incorporate Your Nervous Tics Into Everyday Conversations – Shyla Hardwick

Shyla Hardwick

Make a lot of bad jokes.
Reference movies no one watches

Ask if anyone else has seen the movie
knowing you own the only copy.

Wish for more wishes every time
Then complain you don’t have enough.

Hold a species in your mouth
rearrange all the letters.

Use your two front teeth to open wine bottles
make small talk with the corkscrew.

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